Last Post On Nepal

You know you've been to Nepal when...

- You're suprised if rice isn't in a plate-sized portion

- If something leaves half an hour late it's considered early

- You're more likely to sit on top of a bus than in it

- You don't nod, you wobble your head

- You offer everything with your right hand

- A meal is expensive if it costs Rs400 (4 pounds)

- Getting up at 9 is late and going to bed at 10 is normal

- Walking down the middle of the road is expected

- You don't react to car horns

- You don't notice people spitting on the street

- You immediately half the quote price for everything, including taxi fares

- A hot shower is a rarity and a luxury

- Welcome is Wel Come

- You ask for e-sprite, you go to e-school etc

- If dal bhat doesn't come on a prison plate you complain