Only in India...

- Do you sit still and break a sweat

- Do you have to play frogger to cross a road (this is actually quite fun)

- Do you wobble your head in greeting, to say yes, to say maybe, in fact at every given opportunity

- Is 25C considered cold

- Do you get lunch for Rs35 (40p) and get given seconds if you are still able to fit in any more food

- Do you get cricket playing in restaurants

- Do you get a small boy starting at you through the window while you're typing

- Do you get leched on by random men and it be considered normal

- Do random people come up and have a chat with you

- Do you get charged more than three times the price of locals to visit most attractions

- Would you get a room with a bathroom but without a shower head

- Do you get 4 or 5 people fitted into a relatively small autorickshaw

- Do you walk down the road and have to jump over rubble

- Do you get told you're sweating three times a week (this isn't something you normally need updating on)

(the small boy is still there...)